I like to think it a success when the cops are called
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just high enough for therapy.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I love you. Go after that dick
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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