Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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