My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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