THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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