Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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