"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
The uberlube is also flammable
sex on a bike is impossible
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