Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
babies were throwing up all over the place
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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