He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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