It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
So squirting runs in the family.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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