Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Randomize
