Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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