The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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