Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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