Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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