Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize