We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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