Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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