i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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