I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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