Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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