But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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