Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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