i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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