Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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