There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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