oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize