he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
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