How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
