Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
not ubering you a puppy
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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