Having a random hookup so left but love u
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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