Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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