My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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