I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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