she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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