When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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