i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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