real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
