have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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