I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
