3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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