I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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