nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
where are my eyebrows?
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