Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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