I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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