My first STD was from a foam party
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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