Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
love makes seman taste better
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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