Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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