Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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