Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Randomize
