Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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