Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
