Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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