Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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