It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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