Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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