okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
